Hail Satan!!!

Dear most high,

please forgive me for my shortcomings and all the times I’ve fell short of making you proud and being appreciative of all the blessings that have been put in my life.
Sometimes the lines are blurred between being solid and being heartless.
I ask for entrance into your kingdom.
Through all of my mistakes I know you love all of your children and I’m ready for my heart and soul to join you.